We are Satirist

A great inspirational speaker Simon Sinek once said: “People don't buy what you do; they buy why you do it.”

…So why does Satirist exist?

 

Reasons for our existence

 

Our BHAG:

Bringing joyfulness into every corner of life.


 
 
 

​​We advocate humor.

We design humor.

We produce humor.

We eat, sleep, and poop humor.

 

Our vision

 
 

We believe humor is the panacea to most of our life struggles, and our mission is to always be your mood booster.

How can you not be in a better mood after hearing the word panacea?

 

Therefore, we decided to make something that brings more joy to the world.

Besides laughing babies or tiny kittens.

 

We infused humor into every aspect of our product and endeavored to make apparel that amuses people.

And keeps their butt warm.

 

The greatest happiness in the world is to make others happy.

A fresh donut is a close second.

 

If you share the same vision with us and also love to be a joy-spreader, join us!

or else!

 

purposes for each paragraph

 

our stance

 

We are satirists.

We advocate free will.

Except on Sundays when its $1.99

We refuse being mediocre.

We uphold independent thinking.

Even in group settings.

We are always true to ourselves.

We hate bureaucratism.

Especially the DMV.

 

We are weirdos.

We are   Satirist.


 

how can we miss the punch-up?

 

Life is too short for boring clothes.

 

What are we literally selling?

High-end printed streetwear.

What are we emotionally selling?

Sense of humor and life attitude.

 

find the right person

 
 
 
 

Competitive analysis

Ideal products for our target Audiences:

Humorous and high-quality clothes at a reasonable price.

(Keywords: quality, humor, and affordability)

 

quality vs humor

 

quality vs affordability

 

average score

 
 
 

products and details

DIAPER TURTLE HOODIE

Composition:

 85% Cotton

15% Polyester 

25% Becoming a head-turner

  • Unisex

  • Oversized fit

  • 430 gsm 

  • Double-layered hood with embroidered logo

  • Kangaroo pocket

  • Rib-knit cuffs and hem.

  • Chilling baby turtle printed at front

  • Sorry, the diaper is not for sale

Male model is 174 cm / 5'7" and is wearing a size S

Female Model is 167 cm / 5'5" and is wearing a size S

Made in Taiwan.